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WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK I WAS GONNA GO TO SLEEP BUT I OPENED MY EYES AND TURNED ON MY PHONE TO REVEAL A SPIDER CRAWLING ON MY BLANKET BY MY FACE. I WAS PROBABLY GONMA EAT THAT SPIDER IN MY SLEEP. AM I THE STATISTICAL ERROR? AM I SPIDER GEORG? HAVE I BEEN EATING 10,000 SPIDERS EVERY DAY? I AM AN OUTLIER ADN SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN COUNTED

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